Lost at Sea: The Anonyous Chronicles 3

cape town was the shit we had 8 days here and we were busy every minut caster

got a drunk dial last night so he was lucky, the scenery was increadible and

today i was suposed to go great white shark diving but decided not to because

it is the off season and i was drinking last night and didnt want to wake up

at 5 for a $120 maybe, hiked table mountain google that shit it was a really

hard hike and you know how much i hate to hike and shit, how the fuck are you

fuckfaces,

 

H you could be the gayest kid i know who the hell cant slam E how did

you do that to yourself i cant fathem how dumb you are right now, hope your

pollishing your halo skills even though you should have been pollishing her

ass you fag

 

K looking foward to graduation i wouldnt be that is a fast welcoming to

the real world and im enjoying my dream

 

T you are gay as aids

 

D i have met a shitload of girls from kansas so when i come out for a visit

it will for sure get wet seriously i have been giving the heisman like crazy

 

E you motor boatin sun of a bitch

 

TE your gay aswell this trip is like a drunk glorified senior sem but were

not hippies were horney drunks

 

H you have to convnce papa H to let you do this i will be an adviocate

for you

 

gun slinger you are a habitial line crosser just like rick james but hey i

thrive on that shit

 

now its time to get to the fun stories, i havnt had any like my brazil

expierence but i have fallen in love with every local in south africa we went

to cape town university the other night with some students we met up table mtn

and it was fucking awesome they loved us and have been calling like daily to

party

 

the guy is the best fooseball player i have ever seen i think he went like 500

and 0 at this one bar, his girlfriend was smokin hot these accents down here

are priceless. i thought i lost my game but i realized the girls are just

intimidated by my overwhealming good looks the line was finally cut last night

when i made out with like 8 chicks, the past two nights i hooked up with this

hot girl from boulder, she wont let me give my o-face though and im digin it.

and for the record she is the hot one i was facebook stalking and said i will

hook up with her. unfortenatly im as good as dead though because she has a

boyfrined who is a marine sniper in iraq, we didnt even have sex just two

nights of motor boating in my minuature cot heavy petting and whispering sweet

nothings in her ear and it was worth every second. try to explain that to the

minister conducting my funeral “Anonyous was shot with a long range riffle by

lee harvey aswold; he went down in a blase of glory” dont worry i will seal

the deal in a few.

 

on to the next chick same night she is super hot because she lookes like an

innocent 16 year old she got the drunk dance Anonyous and sloppy kiss i guess im

a good kisser go figure, third chick is hot but she thinks shes the shit shes

just a slut i give her a 7 sober so you do the math afeter 100 jagerbombs she

got some kiss but i realised i had three options and i went for death at the

bar i didnt even realise that was an option but it sounded good at the time

hit back to the boat with sydney the sniper lover and was hopeing for a third

try is the charm but i managed to fuck that up somehow, thats a hookup a ports

now im hoping to keep my streak, i think they can smell my bad-assness. now

that its boat try time and it should pan out, nothing realy too outrageous,

valentines day was a miracole day for me because every girl on the boat

was “my special valentine” they eat that shit up i think that is why my hot

streak started and now will continue because i have started to establish

history

 

met some dope ass guys and plan to party with them for a while, looking for a

girlfriend H one who hates you especially a few girls i have been making

out with could be lucky lady potential but i like my 10 to 3 odds so maybe

just the field will work for now. marituas in 6 days is suppposed to be the

hawaii for india so we have reserved a beach bungalo and plan on making that

my spring break it will be a hump fest no stds that i know of yet but i plan

on getting tested the second i get hope, you can just slap some pennicilan on

that shit though for my conclusion

 

T stop being gay

K enjoy what is left of your childhood man time is rapidly approaching

D, S? fag

H just hock a fuckin loogie on it, save the chit chat for after that way

when they leave in disgust its good because you dont have to drive them home

the rest of you are cool but you dont do anything outrageous so try to give me

a story or two along the way i go stir crazy on the boat between ports so hit

reply and give me some funny shit

 

Anonyous’s ouy

~ by theble on August 29, 2008.