This guy must kill it with the ladies

Here we go boys.  BF’s pick up secrets revealed.  Here are the prospects in order of coolness mixed with hotness mixed with richness mixed with dont talk during the weakness mixed with have to be drunkness.

1.  ******, would have to do some stalking to find out if she still lives in my area code, but she did have crush on me three yrs ago.

2.  All of your moms. self explanatory

3. ****** minus the bf, she can come, her relationship cant

4. New hot chick ****** knows that started today at SSource. would have to promise a raise to get anything

5. ******, my new every other weekend friend who lives in Beaver Creek. Shes got D’s and is Cooper’s chosen way of spirituality.

6. Stahmer, put on a wig and introduce yourself as Justifina, requires run to cherry creek for quick between leg op

9. ****** my ex, sp? youd think id know by now, would have to bring gaureenteed orgy and cookies

10. ******, which Dane tastes better, the fresh taste or the aftertaste, zing, wait hes not on this chain, ill text him

11. ******, hope you get that bartender prego monotone pizza face friend

12. ***** ******, is there another lacrosse game soon? might need a spike collar to prevent death by strangulation

13. *******, im almost as horny as ****, wait is that **** which bed am i in

14. Oprah, cmon, i know right

15. ****, i miss her . period

Wow, spent 30min on that email. Just proofread it Im such an a hole, no wonder i get crazy chicks.

~ by bigfag on September 3, 2008.

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